nine out of ten dentists recommend Colgate. the last one won’t stop recommending “the flesh of the innocent” and “thousands and thousands of skulls, staring, judging” and quite frankly we aren’t sure if he’s a real dentist or not
my idea for a new disney world ride. please signal boost this so that this ride can be at disney world.
do you ever just think about somebody and
am i the only person who randomly remembers text posts like in the middle of the day and just starts laughing
if u like this u are gay if u reblog this u are super deluxe gay
all i’ve done in 2013 was become more gay
*a single snowflake falls on the ground* shit man no school tomorrow
My sim just got a dick pic in the mail
if you start talking to me everyday and night, i’m obviously gonna get attached to you. even if i never planned to in the first place, i will. so before you start getting close to me, make sure that you won’t just suddenly leave me. cause you know, that happens to me a lot.
what if the voice inside your head is your soulmate’s
let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys
here i’ll start
*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke
[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit
[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?